Welcome to the sacred page of the wise prophet, Dustin Shockley.
Dustin was made in an accident at an Indianapolis based polymer factory
and slithers up north to attended school with me in Boone county.
His hobbies include sitting and staring at rocks and doing
homework. As far as politics go, Dustin claims to be an
"independent" (with conservative tendencies). Dustin relishes
appearing uninteresting to bystanders while he is deeply involved in
the great conspiracy. Dustin is a Presiding Bishop First Class in
the Holy Church of the Immaculate Lemur and a 56th degree master
conspirator. Dustin tends to do well academically and probably
could knit quite well if he was taught a few patterns.
Here are some trivia facts about Dustin:
*Dustin's elvish name is Lothnír Thandon.
*Dustin can divide by zero.
*Dustin's middle name is Julie Andrews.
*Dustin has never been to Middle-earth.
*Dustin has magic breakfast food vision, and can
cook bacon by looking at it.
*Dustin lives in a two story Doritos bag with a dog
named chip.
*Dustin has a pulch growing in his window. It
is a friendly pulch at that.
*This page has so little content because Dustin is
so mysterious.
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