Liturgical Calendar of the Great Conspiracy

January- Oatmeal Month

17- Judgment Day

18- Pooh Day

February-

9- Cyst Removal Day

15- Windows Refund Day

March-

2- Orthodox lent begins

16- The Feast of St. Ignucius

20- Spring Equinox

April-

1- All Fools Day

30- Feast of St. Patmore

May-

12- D&D day

16- Pipe organ day

June-

20-22- Summer Solstice

July-

2- Elf Day

August-

20- The Assumption of St. Maddog

September-

22- Fall Equinox

October-

12- The Harvest Feast

31- All Hollows Eve

November-

1-7- The feast of Mutheruckdol, All Saints Day

December-

4- Feast of St. Raymond

20-22- Winter Solstice

25 (twelve days following)- Grav-mass, Christmas

28- The Feast of St. Torvalds